turtwink: yabba dabba done with ur shit
quietrooms-and-loudmusic: andsoheismyjohn: nipsterchapel: zmilak: what if we all get boyfriends next year this is the saddest post I’ve ever seen
chris-arin: profrumbleroar: mountincest: lovemetoinfinity: fatdough: rewind-and-restart: mountincest: school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory it tests my patience it tests my ability to hold my pee it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch whoa There are four types of people at school. First you have your Ravenclaws then your...
sherlocksimplywalksintomordor: hannabarbarian: hilarious prank idea: fill a piñata with spiders are you satan
thepyrolizard: imagine-the-unimaginative: thepyrolizard: SO, Harry Potter and the order of the phoenix, right? I guess that’s when the books started getting dead sirius Get the fuck out don’t worry, I have a lot more bellatrix up my sleeve
robert-downey-jesus: I SERVED A KID DRESSED AS IRON MAN TODAY AND I ASKED HIM WHAT HIS NAME WAS AND HE SAID IT WAS TONY AND HIS MUM SHOOK HER HEAD AND WAS LIKE NO HIS NAME IS JESSE AND I LOOKED BACK AT THE KID TO GIVE HIM HIS CHANGE AND SAID ‘HAVE A NICE DAY MR STARK’ AND HE GOT SO EXCITED AND RAN OFF WITH HIS SISTER IT WAS GREAT
youbetter-runlike-thedevil: stormpooper: zooeyclairedeschanel: stop saying I can’t even and start saying I can even believe in urself is that a lawn mower flying no, it’s a lawn mower following it’s dreams